nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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