i don't like sucking hair
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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