Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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