we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
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you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
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She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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