i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
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No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
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I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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