ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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