Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
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you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
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I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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