if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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