i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
soo... how was my night?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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