Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
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I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
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she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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