Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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