Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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