Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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