dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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