Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
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sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
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it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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