Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Jerry, you need to find god
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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