whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
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for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
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I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize