I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
Randomize
