So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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