I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
