What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
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i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
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You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize