Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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