A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
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i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
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That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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