in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
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vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
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i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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