windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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