Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Randomize
