i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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