Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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