is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
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