he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
How external is "for external use only"?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Randomize
