HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
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you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
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I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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