I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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