I don't remember. Are we still dating?
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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