Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
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He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
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And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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