dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
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I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
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So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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