I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
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chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
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He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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