She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
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she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
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Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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