I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
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It's official drugs can't kill me
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
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What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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