I don't think brook has ever known best
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
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We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
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if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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