I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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