he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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