just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
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You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
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His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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