even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
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