Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
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No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
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Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
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