South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
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She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
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And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
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