The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
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the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
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See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
i need some magic done to my vagina
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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