I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
