I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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