Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
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My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
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Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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