So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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