Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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