just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
