her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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