No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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