you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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