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I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
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They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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